UPS-fu

[jim_p]

Or perhaps it should be "mail-order-fu"

I seem to have this perverse superpower. I'll order something online and wait&wait... and the tracking info on the order is either missing or hasn't been updated in days. The moment I get impatient enough to contact the vendor and say "Where's my stuff?", it appears as if by magic on my doorstep.

How can I profit from this?

Comments

[bedfull-o-books.livejournal.com]

Call them earlier and it will show up earlier?

[dianec42.livejournal.com]

Set up a nagging service so you can do this for other people. Charge for it.

The headaches I've had from DHL? I would HAPPILY pay someone ten bucks to make my package magically appear.

[nokidsdammit.livejournal.com]

Offer to sell your expediting services to others -- guaranteeing really quick results?

[bikergeek.livejournal.com]

I dunno, but my computer's power supply--due to arrive tomorrow--appears to be marooned in Windsor Locks, CT. :-P