Church of Christ, Scientist?

My current shop is in a building that also hosts a Christian Science Reading Room. Every time I pass by, I find myself asking the same questions:

If Christ is a scientist, then:

• What were His testable hypotheses?
  
• What were His experimental protocols?
  
• What did He use for controls?
  
• Were His results published in a peer-reviewed journal? (*)
  
• Were other researchers able to reproduce His results?
  

The ladies staffing the reading room are such sweet people, though, I haven't had the heart to confront them with these questions....

(*) No, being published in a compendium edited by one's Father does not count IMHO...