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jim_pApparently, my super-power is Making Deliveries Appear. If I'm waiting and waiting for a delivery, the day that I call to inquire about it is the day it appears.
I had ordered some moulding back at the beginning of March. Normally I get stuff from this vendor within a week. It's been more like 3 weeks, so today I called for an update. The nice lady said that the moulding had been shipped back on 3/3, then she went to check on the tracking info. After a long pause and a couple of this-can't-be-rights she tells me what happened. Apparently my package disappeared into a wormhole and ended up in *Maine* of all places! Then the tracking info picks up again... it's in the Maine warehouse, then it's in Chelmsford, then it's in Norwood. Out for delivery. Today.
Sure enough, a couple hours later it shows up.
How can I profit from this?
I had ordered some moulding back at the beginning of March. Normally I get stuff from this vendor within a week. It's been more like 3 weeks, so today I called for an update. The nice lady said that the moulding had been shipped back on 3/3, then she went to check on the tracking info. After a long pause and a couple of this-can't-be-rights she tells me what happened. Apparently my package disappeared into a wormhole and ended up in *Maine* of all places! Then the tracking info picks up again... it's in the Maine warehouse, then it's in Chelmsford, then it's in Norwood. Out for delivery. Today.
Sure enough, a couple hours later it shows up.
How can I profit from this?
