"This is going on your permanent record!"
Aug. 3rd, 2011 11:03 pmI remember when I was a kid, one consequence of my actions that I was often threatened with was the entry of any misdeed into my "Permanent Record". You know, that dastardly dossier of doom which determines one's destiny. Presumably kept by the school system, it would forever be available to colleges, universities, employers, and anyone else who needs to judge my fitness as a human being.
No joke, I *actually* had fantasies of being at a job interview in the far-off future and being told, "Well your grades are top-notch and you really seem to know your stuff, but... (pause)... we hire only the best here and we just can't overlook that detention you got back in fourth grade. Next!"
Okay, so fast-forward to today: in these days of facebook and twitter and of kids routinely oversharing... does the threat of a "Permanent Record" scare the kids straight like they used to? "This is going on your permanent record, young man!" "Big deal, I already tweeted it!"
No joke, I *actually* had fantasies of being at a job interview in the far-off future and being told, "Well your grades are top-notch and you really seem to know your stuff, but... (pause)... we hire only the best here and we just can't overlook that detention you got back in fourth grade. Next!"
Okay, so fast-forward to today: in these days of facebook and twitter and of kids routinely oversharing... does the threat of a "Permanent Record" scare the kids straight like they used to? "This is going on your permanent record, young man!" "Big deal, I already tweeted it!"