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Where do I sign up?
Jul. 1st, 2011 12:24 amI have more than a few friends who, shall we say, see the political landscape differently than I do. Several of them have been posting the following to their Facebook status:
If you cross the North Korean border illegally, you get 12 years of hard labor. If you cross the Afghanistan border illegally, you get shot. If you cross the U.S. border illegally, you get: a job, a driver's license, a house, health care, education, child benefits, tax free business for 7 yrs, if you don't wanna work you get SSI for 7 yrs no questions asked. Let's see who has the guts to stand up and repost
Thing is, none of them can tell me exactly how this works. Suppose I shred all my ID, change my name to Juan Hernandez, and pretend I just stole my way into this country. I think I know how I can get a job and a driver's license, but how do I get the other bennies? Where do I sign up for my free house, education, child benefits, etc?
If you cross the North Korean border illegally, you get 12 years of hard labor. If you cross the Afghanistan border illegally, you get shot. If you cross the U.S. border illegally, you get: a job, a driver's license, a house, health care, education, child benefits, tax free business for 7 yrs, if you don't wanna work you get SSI for 7 yrs no questions asked. Let's see who has the guts to stand up and repost
Thing is, none of them can tell me exactly how this works. Suppose I shred all my ID, change my name to Juan Hernandez, and pretend I just stole my way into this country. I think I know how I can get a job and a driver's license, but how do I get the other bennies? Where do I sign up for my free house, education, child benefits, etc?
